1. Height and good looks don't necessarily net you girls. Not that I'm good looking, but....

2. Missing one field day isn't a bad thing.

3. Screwdrivers, apparently, can be used to hammer in nails.

4. Catchphrase can escalate into a very intense game.

5. Getting to know the new girl is the best thing one can do.

6. Jews are the best counselors one can have.

7. Conversely, Jews like to give people impossible tasks to complete in return for one small favor.

8. Drink from a can. Straws are for wimps.

9. Sometimes, the best thing to do is to give up on a crush.

10. It's good to try new things every now and then.

11. Letting fingernails grow out after years of biting them down takes a level of saintly patience few possess.

12. You shouldn't be afraid to tell your friends that you love them.

13. It's not so bad to get caught in the rain every once in a while.

14. It's good to know people who can tell you when you're in over in your head.

15. It's not good to let your emotions play havoc with your mind and fool into thinking something that isn't true.

16. Sometimes hunches and intuiton turn out to be just right.

17. Paranoia is a horrible substitute for common sense.

18. Pushing a cap too far onto a pen renders said pen useless.

19. Fortune cookies are bulls---.

20. Reading ahead is useful, but go back and read over certain parts before taking a reading quiz.

21. It helps to directly base a fictional person off of one or two people in terms of personality.

22. Finish ahead of time.

23. Using a straw is acceptable if the canned drink has been slushified.

24. If the teacher can't (not WON'T) help you, you're f---ed.

25. Inspiration comes from the most unlikeliest of sources. Be prepared.

26. Harboring feelings for someone is socially acceptable as long you don't do anything STUPID.

27. It's ok to prick your finger, but bad form to finger your prick.

28. Life goes by too fast to spend it brooding or playing "emo kid."

29. No one else is going ot live your life for you.

30. Try to really get to know someone before acquiring their number.

31. Girls who believe they need to lose weight....really don't need to.

32. Finish what you started.

33. Planning helps. A lot.

34. It doesn't matter if you think something's good or bad if the majority doesn't see it your way.

35. Don't wish bad things on people. It'll just come back to you.

36. Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting. Frighteningly so.

37. Retro headphones do a good job of blocking out the world.

38. Never use an umbrella on lovely beautiful outstanding horrendously rainy days.

39. The best way to succeed in your world-domination plot is to do it 35 minutes before the good guys show up. That'll show 'em.

40. Just try a little for some things.

41. Don't kick the door open. Ever.

42. Start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

43. Girls who are good looking but think otherwise.......obviously need a mirror in their bedroom.


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